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Bitchreous Humour

(1) My friend Sara, the OD, has a bitchy sense of humour. She's bitchy but it's ok because she's funny. She has bitchreous humour.
(2) That Lawana; she a funny bitch. She bitreous humour.
by Bitreous Humour April 19, 2015
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Bitchitude

A person who has a bitchy attitude. This can include: constant complaining, bitching, rudeness, jealousy, conceitedness, nitpicking, to full on arguing.

It is also a quality seen in women who think they're all that. If they don't think you measure up they will belittle you, bully you, or spread rumors about you in order to hurt your reputation while making themselves seem cool. They're very self-centered and shallow individuals and expect others to treat them like a queen. Women displaying bitchitude are quite ugly on the inside.
Lastly, these type of people can easily put those around them into a bad mood, cause problems between people, and drive space between their relationships.
The best way to keep your spirits up is to stay away from people with bitchitude.

That chick always has bitchitude.

What's up with your constant bitchitude.

If you don't drop that bitchitude of yours, you're going to lose a lot of friends.

My boyfriend is just like a woman. His bitchitude is a real turn off.
by mondon May 31, 2018
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bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.
Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.
by khiddy June 12, 2005
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Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.
Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.
by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016
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bitchtoss

To give or ask for advice in both an ackward and aggressive way
I'm in the job market so go ahead and bitchtoss me a couple of leads. I could use them at some point.
by Chad G. December 13, 2005
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bitchous

Man, that chipmunk at the lake was bitchous- it tried to eat my balls!
by Erica August 25, 2004
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bitchitis

when someone is such a bitch that you think they must have a disease because they take bitching to a whole new level
she is such a bitch. she must have bitchitis
by unc.tarheels July 4, 2008
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