Bitch biscuit

A new generation man bun. Top knot.

What is that on top of that guys head?
It’s a bitch biscuit.

by West coast STFY September 21, 2019

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

Flip your biscuits

A version of "flip my biscuits" and "flipped her/his biscuits".

Meaning that someone may go crazy. Most commonly used to explain what someone else has caused to happen.

Ahh man, I know she was harsh in rejecting you, but don't flip your biscuits over it.

by Whatda October 28, 2010

Hill Biscuits

A cheap, shit brand of biscuits. They are vile and sweeter than sugar. These are loved by SNUF and so he buys Me and Mickus 20 packs each in every SNUF Bag every week. We hate em so we bog the bastards down the Asda toilets and shit on em. This will be the fate of every Hill Biscuit.

MONKUS: What's in this weeks SNUF Bags?

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: A bag of crisps and 20 packets of Hill Biscuits.

MONKUS: OK I'll eat the crisps now and we'll take the Hill's to Asda to bog em.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 13, 2009

Slap you with a day old biscuit

When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.

Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

making biscuits

When a cat moves his two front paws in a kneading motion. First one paw reaches out with claws extended and as it retracts, the other paw reaches out with claws extended. Repeat.

This occurs when the cat is relaxed and is usually accompanied by purring. Sometimes the cat is too happy though. If wearing thin pants, damage to human limbs may result.

The cat was so happy after I fed him oysters, he started making biscuits like he was going to open a bake shop.

by Puffwa November 9, 2007

Butter biscuits

A form of acceptance or trinkets from others. Usually given to those in the minority from those in power.

Look at all these bootlickers trying to get their butter biscuits from massah.

by catsdogslivingtogether January 25, 2019