Birdwatcher

Someone who is on Twitter but doesn't tweet. They just follow others.

I don't have anything to tweet, I'm just a birdwatcher.

by audreydds April 20, 2011

Birdbath

When you sit on a toilet with high water and your bird dips in.

Damn high-water public toilets, took another questionably sanitary birdbath

by MarDy2112 February 27, 2018

goliath birdeater

Scientific Name: Theraphosa Blondi. Biggest Spider in the world. Ironically in South America instead of Australia. Biggest are normally females.

Guy 1: Bro how's your Goliath Birdeater doing
Guy 2: Oh she's doing good

by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW November 15, 2020

Birdbath

A birdbath is a sexual act where someone kneels on the ground with their head tilted back and their mouth wide open. They then act a a recepticle for urine or other liquids.

My new girlfriend is inexperienced, I had to teach her to do a decent birdbath.

by Stevie Smalls November 23, 2011

Birdwatcher

1. term used to describe the creepy man at the bar staring at girls everyone knows he cannot get.
2. a little pussy/bitch who thinks he is tough, but would act hurt if a scuffle ever broke out.
3. Prez

as used by the dub p boys. Anthony, Ian, Chris and Dan

What a birdwatcher Peacock is. . . he stayed on the bench and "birdwatched" as we all fought.

by Soupy Campbell December 28, 2008

Birdcat

An awesome person who looks like a bird and acts like a cat. has magical balls. has a cool call. Likes Bob Dylan.

Travis is a birdcat

by NONEFUCKTARDS July 24, 2010

birdwatcher

a guy who hangs out in public bathrooms to look at other guys penis.

10 empty urinals and the damn birdwatcher is gonna come pee right next to me.

by mademan007 October 11, 2008