bimbologist

bimbologist (bim baw lo gist) NOUN. A person who studies stupid women.

John is a total bimbologist, he gets more pussy than the SPCA. But they're all morons.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

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Biological warfare

A term used to describe the act of creating an obnoxious and hypnotising smell in the toilet ( or other ) area. Thus preventing entry to any other person for fear of involuntary convulsions.

George has laid seige to the toilet using biological warfare.

by Nig451964 March 13, 2009

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Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.

My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!

by Karl Larkins February 17, 2015

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biologies

The longest word you can make on a standard calculator

Me during maths exam: writes biologies on a calculator

Maths teacher sees it

You pass your exam

by My dixy rect March 30, 2020

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When a person that is so fucking ugly(fugly) physically and mentally as well as so mindless they try to sound smart but are utterly mindless that no one, and I mean no one, be it male or female will ever want to date them let alone fuck them nor be seen in public with them or talk to them. There is no negative rating scale that describes this level of fugliness. They are just THAT fugly!

Guy 1: Hey y’all, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: which one?

Girl 1: the one with the FUPA, small tits, big belly, Double chin, sausage fingers, Glasses and green hair cut into a mullet?
Guy 1: yeah!

Girl 2: Yeah, she’s so Biologically Fugly that she’s trying to Identify as Non binary to up her chances of getting anything!
Guy 1, Guy 2 & Girl 1: Damn!!!!!
Girl 2: Yeah even THAT won’t help her ass!

by The Great Howdoyoudo March 16, 2023

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