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disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.
I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'
by snager August 10, 2018
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barosexual

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual
by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013
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bisexual

a) someone who cannot sit properly in a chair

b) someone who has to do a finger gun or peace sign every two minutes

c) awkward

b) me
Random intrusive person: Hey whats your sexual identity?
Bisexual person: Um im bisexual *peace sign*
by swaggy phrog January 17, 2021
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Clausula Bichosexual

Persona, hombre o mujer que teniendo una atracción sexual definida hacia las mujeres, aparte tiene una atracción sexual hacia Cristiano Ronaldo aka El Bicho.
Maria te quiero pero respeta mi clausula bichosexual
by Ricosuaveyatusabe March 28, 2022
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Bisexual sandwich

A sex position involving two men and a woman. One of the men penetrates the other's ass, while the guy in the middle penetrates the woman's pussy.
Did you hear Todd got into a bisexual sandwich with Mike and Emma last night? He was in the middle, I hope he's okay
by Long Dicc Nigga December 14, 2018
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Reddit Bisexual

A bisexual man in his late 20s-30s who is bisexual only for women and femboys who pass as women. They typically frequent NSFW femboy subreddits and try and DM the femboys who post there. Very fond of arguing with trans women on the internet because they’re worried about “femboy erasure” the same way a conservative is worried about the fictional “war on Christmas”.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Bob is a Reddit Bisexual?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him sending creepy DMs to femboys on his work computer!
by whydontyoRevampedSpider February 1, 2023
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trendy bisexual

Someone who suddenly bisexual due to wanting to "fit in".
Girl 1:"Yea, i'm bi."
Trendy bi: "OMG ME TOO! But I was also straight yesturday!"
by Dicksniff. September 15, 2004
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