relative motion binocular sex theory

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

by Step-Sis 69 April 11, 2022

binocular

noun. a sexual fetish which refers to the act of a couple scratching each other's arm to cause a wild sense of pain. This is widely practiced in upstate New York, especially in the 45 miles radius around Rochester.

Origin: American popular sex columnist Michael H. Gu coined this word during his speech at University of Rochester.

Adam: Hey Steve, we are going get high and binocular each other.

Steve: Yea, back and forth, forever.

by Adam N. Steve May 25, 2013

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

binocular

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.

dangg shits binocular!

by everydaybinocular June 29, 2011

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

by timberrr July 18, 2014

binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks

Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.

by Andrew Roote July 28, 2007