biketard

A person who is excessively into the biking lifestyle, and talks nonstop about bikes and biking accessories, even at inappropriate times.

Larry is such a biketard. I wasn't even talking about bikes.

by SpringBreak4Life December 24, 2018

baketarded

The state of being so high on marijuana that a person is borderline mentally handicapped.

I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.

by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011

BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

Bikeman

A person who can bicycle through thick urban areas skillfully who is paid in dinners for the purpose of a courier.

You need your shirt and it's at Bill's house? Have a bikeman get it. You have to pay him you know.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

biketercation

A physical altercation, violent or not, between either two or more bikers or biker gangs

Have you ever seen a road rage incident turn into a biketercation?

by Sexydimma June 10, 2016

biketercation

A physical altercation, violent or not, between either two or more bikers or biker gangs

Have you ever seen a road rage incident turn into a biketercation?

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Bikealope

A bicyclist, cyclist, etc.

When driving down the road keep an eye out for bikealope.

by Zodiac316# June 11, 2018