The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.
All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?
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Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.
Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!
Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!
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Get the bionicle mug.The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
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