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Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.
Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.
by Stan April 12, 2006
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Bhakt

Racial or Ethnic slur for Hindus and followers of Hinduism

You can't educate a person who is #Bhakt, they worship cows
Manoj is a complete bhakt, he’s opposed to cow slaughter

Kumar and his Bhakt friends repose their faith in the benefits of Yoga and Ayurveda; perhaps they should also try cow urine

Bhakts believe Diwali fire crackers produce oxygen

Bhupesh is a total Bhakt, he believes the Ramayana isn’t a myth but real history

As soon as the Math teacher called the decimal place value system Arabic numerals, Seema interrupted him and asked him to recognize them as Indian numerals after Brahmagupta. What a Bhakt!
by LBaba December 30, 2021
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The bhakts are nothing but religiously bigoted antinationals who knows nothing about religion.
Their mothers shared bed with Britishers during Freedom struggle and wrote mercy petition for British.They are often called Sanghis also.They feel frustrated because there were no freedom fighters from their wing hence use their small brain though don’t have one to prove their nationalism and religious closeness.
Teacher: What is the synonym of word traitor?
Student: Bhakt
by NikolaTesla018 October 24, 2022
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bhakti

The act of falling asleep or randomly leaving instant messenger without an away message and not returning for a few hours.

The act of asking too my hypothetical questions.
You just pulled a bhakti!
by locks March 6, 2005
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Bhaitard

by virex4 September 12, 2018
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Bhavtaj

12 Foot tall guy with a huge dick. He's a loud introvert but he’s probably fucking his neighbour's daughter and the neighbour knows. Prideful and an extreme narcissist but he's takes pride in that as well. Quick to anger though merciful at heart. Used to love too much but his past has taught him otherwise and is a bit of an asshole towards women now but that doesn't stop them from begging to be his. Sucks at academics but Is extremely witty and artistic. Can talk and lie his way out of any problem with his unrivalled strategic mind. Loves being alone and doesn’t enjoy prolonged company. Loves and studies literature and philosophy secretly. Probably has a diverse taste in music and video games. Secretly a need as well but hides that along with other aspects of his personality really well. In short, You need a Bhavtaj in your life as An Idol and a Husband and A Father.
Girl 1: OMG is that bhavtaj?
Girl 2: Yeah he just returned from the cheer leaders locker room!
Girl 1: I want him to rail me
by lmaopads November 22, 2021
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Bhaitards

Bhaitard describe as the Wahiyat fan base of the Bollywood acting less Actor Salman khan, salman khan fabase can eat the tatti of Salman.
When you makes joke on bhai,
Bhaitards is like aao kabhi fut path pe
by Dhudaguss November 13, 2019
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