Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.

Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.

by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022

Blatitude

1. Flaunting your boring personality.

2. Bored with ones self.

1. "She's got a real blatitude."

2. "There's nothing to do man, I have such a lousy blatitude".

by Joel January 23, 2005

Boatitude

The obnoxious attitude related to boats, often invoked by those who believe they own boats when if fact they do not.

Mark: Did you see how Anne took charge of the boat like she owns the place?
Kyle: Tell me about it. Bitch has got some serious boatitude going on right now.

by beachchairbitchez June 19, 2013

Bootitude

To have an attitude of Texas size while wearing the sexiest boots in the room.

That boy had some serious "bootitude!"

by The emperors of bootitude July 16, 2013

Bostitute

A prostitute that lives in Boston, or a prostitute for a black guy named Boston.

Don’t be such a Bostitute, Anje!!

by AnIconTM March 18, 2018

Bellitude

Noun:
One who’s being encompasses loveliness and elegance; neatness. Beauty of a person, being of a soul. Also a beautiful attitude.

You have such bellitude :)

by savvy.161 July 6, 2020

batitude

Simply a bad attitude. Major negative vibes

Bob’s batitude was really bringing the whole family down.

by Screaming Old Man February 3, 2021