Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

Beatstock

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults

That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out

by Kcrown December 12, 2015

bentshot

gayboy. can also be known as a knob jockey, jobby jabber, limp wristed dough eyed doughnut puncher.etc.etc.etc

you are a fuckin bentshot, so's yer old man!!

by pete February 9, 2004

the beets

that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"

dude, i remember The Beets.

by Lando July 12, 2003

Bartsch

A god...of sorts. The followers are members of the religion known as Bartschism.

Aimee: "Did you make or sacrifices to Bartsch today?"
Joel: "Nope. I'm not sure if I believe in that guy..."
*Joel is suddenly struck by lightning and dies*

by aimeeholstein December 2, 2010

Beats By Dre

A very expensive necklace worn by troglodytes who think random blurts of bass notes is music. Made of plastic and prone to snapping when actually used, they are considered useless for listening to music made by actual musicians. The fact you see them ever so "subtly" advertised in every popular music video of the past two years should be enough to prove they're nothing more than a branded fashion accessory.

Parent "I spent $200 on these Beats By Dre headphones, why the hell aren't you using them to listen to music?"

Kid "Holy shit, I can listen to music on these?"

by Dumaitis October 1, 2011

Berns Brew

A beer that a person begins to drink, and is in possession of that beer for an extended period of time, making it seen as though they drank the entire thing, yet they only consume half of the beer and always leave the other half of it un-drunk in the can or bottle.

I found five Berns Brews in the room when we cleaned up after the party.

by Manny. December 9, 2008