Fat Bernardo

to masturbate; to rub your penis until orgasm.

Steve's date canceled on him so he decided to spend an intimate evening with Fat Bernardo.

by hammertime05 October 21, 2010

bernardised

severely damaged through neglect and/or an overwhelming lack of concern.

"holy shit! look at that, he put the fork right through that drum!"
"bernardised."

by joshx July 29, 2004

Bernardo

Bernardo is the most real Mexican friend you'll ever have. He is also fukken cute (no homo) and he's basically a fukken gangster

Bernardo you cute.

by bich niga July 9, 2018

Bernardo

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities that has a big dick under his pants , and a person that will show you a good time .

Incredibly adorable, funny, smart, and sexy person... usually seen with large groups of friends or celebrities
Person 1: "Yo, who's this kid everyone freakin' loves?"

Person 2: "Him? Yea, tht's Bernardo.."

by Bernardo. January 2, 2017

Dean Bernardini

Bassist for alt. rock band Chevelle, replacement for Joseph Loeffler. Joined the band before their release of the album Vena Sera. His playing style is unique, as he switched from drums to bass, so his style is very percussive, which goes brilliantly with Chevelle's lurching, bassy style. Quite possibly the best bassist there is today, as his unique style blends so expertly with the rest of the music, setting a strong foundation for the guitar and vocals.

If I could be any bassist, I would be Dean Bernardini. Just look at that beard!

by mortundead January 28, 2014

Bernardston

Bernardston is a town in Franklin County, Massachusetts, United States, established in 1738. The population was 2,155 at the 2000 census. It is part of the Springfield, Massachusetts Metropolitan Statistical Area.

Bernardston is the stronghold where people of neighboring towns take refuge against the Ferret of Avaricious Taeniacide (FAT) that terrorizes Franklin County.

Let's take a trip to Bernardston.

by The Agnostic Hippo July 29, 2011

Bernardo

Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.

never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end

how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast?
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo

by JujitsuParrot November 22, 2021