Banhammer

A powerful weapon wielded by Administrators and Moderators alike. It has unparalleled power to ban retards, trolls, hackers (1337 h4x0rz), and the high-pitched ATYO (annoying twelve year old) from chat rooms and games. It is also included in some games as an equippable item with the disputed ability to hit over 9000. Beware the hammer.

Guy 1: Hey what's up?
Guy 2: I was fucking banhammered. >:(
Mom: Use appropriate language!
Guy 1: Was there a mod?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up of course there was a motherfucking mod.
*Guy 2 has been banned from chat for: Inappropriate language*
Guy 1: Dude you just got banned in real life.
Guy 2: ...

by Ri shai koi nallsh December 20, 2010

bajammers

comfy hello kitty jammes

tonight i will put on my bajammers

by soul_blade77 November 24, 2003

banhammered

1) To be totally messed up
2) shitfaced

1) Aleman just got his ass banhammered in the fight against Kip.
2) After those ten shots, Baker was banhammered beyond belief, and that's real talk.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

benjamen daniel

a person who is a under the radar redneck who is super smart but never given the credit. hes a dang good looking person who eats weird food.

Mary:Did you see that truck?
Jane:ya it was totally Benjamen Daniel!

by carkeyneu May 31, 2011

benhammen

Benhammen is simply a long cock having male who’s performance in bed exceeds all woman’s standards. Not only this but his personality could win over any lady. * hes cute

Omg i had 4 orgasms last night. i was with a total benhammen

by Swiggity Swag Bag September 24, 2017

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Benjammina

Someone who chews to fucking loud and honestly needs to stfu or he gonna get btfu

someone: *chewing loudly*
me: are u a benjammina because you are chewing way to fucking loud

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019