Enemies With Benifits

A situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still sexually attracted to one another, hence the, "With Benifits" part of the name.

Guy: God! Why do you have to be such a dirty bitch all the time?!
Girl: Oh yea? Well why do you have to be such a dick all the time!?
Guy: I'm not a dick you slut!
Girl: I'm not a slut you bastard!
Guy: CUNT!!
Girl: ASS-CLOWN!!
Guy: ARE YOU AS TURNED ON RIGHT NOW AS I AM?!?
Girl: WHEN WE'RE DONE FIGHTING OVER THIS WE SHOULD REALLY HAVE ANGRY SEX YOU FUCKER!!
Guy: *splutters, considers, then shrugs* FINE! BUT DON'T OBJECTIFY ME WHORE!!
(hot angry sex insues)
Me: And that my friends, is Enemies With Benifits. *bows*

by UThinkUrFunny?IThinkImAdorable August 14, 2011

David Benioff

A shitty writer who couldnt make a good show without source material, he took a shit on Game of Thrones along with his partner, Dan Weiss

"David Benioff gives a flying fuck about Game of Thrones"

by Dr. Doom23 October 31, 2020

Benigna

Benigna is a girl who is kind(sometimes to a fault),gentle,meek, gracious and benevolent. Benigna has all these qualities in addition to being super sweet and caring. Benigna is a real keeper, both as a friend and as a girlfriend. She's beautiful both in and out. She's sweet but can be mean if you step on her toes. She's a dreamer and won't stop till she gets what she wants. She can be really lazy but is a very hard worker. And on top of it all, she's a real ladyy!😉

Server 1:That girl is so sweet.She over tipped me!
Server 2:Who? Oh yeah. She's such a Benigna!

by BigSeanGirly August 21, 2018

staleman bendova

Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".

Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.

by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016

benford

Verb Infinitive: To Benford--
To finger a man up the ass.

Noun: Benford-- The act or instance of a man or woman fingering another man up the ass.

Usage:
I benford
You benford
He/she/it benfords
We benford
You all benford
They benford

Benforded, benfording, had benforded, will have had benforded.

"Wow, did you hear? That kid asked his girlfriend to give him a benford."

"That girl tried to benford me, but I told her 'exit only.'"

by Pimpyslim September 15, 2004

Benighted

Benighted are a sweet death metal band.

Mourning Affliction by Benighted owns!

by Elayor January 8, 2009

Benicia

Benicia is a town in northern California with approximately 28,000 people.CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION: Beh-nee-shah. No Be-Nee-See-Yahh crap please.
1) a skateboard park on the top of Rose Drive, which means you need to have a car to get there.
2) 1 McDonalds, 1 Taco Bell, and 5 Starbucks.
3) 1st Street... and the dock at the end of 1st where all the kids go to smoke pot.
4) 1 high school and 1 middle school. oh, and Liberty.
5) Every teenager says he or she hates this place, but secretly loves it.
6) Countless small beaches.
7) Rich kids.
8) Kids who act rich.
9) Tourists.
10) asses for police officers who give kids tickets for riding in empty parking lots because they have no way to get to the damn skateboard park on rose.

Person #1: Wanna go to Benicia?

Person #2: No.

by Tanya_sue June 12, 2008