waist bender

The action of raging when you are too old to head bang without immediately regretting it! You resort to bending at the waist to appear to still headbang!

I'm still a fucking headbanger, but sonetimes I have to be a waist bender because I'm too old to rage and break my neck to Excision like I used to!

by Warpy927 August 3, 2018

bendgate

BendGate is a trending topic on several social media websites. A number of people who bought the iPhone 6 Plus had their phones bend in their pockets. The "gate" suffix is a reference to Watergate and the habit of putting "gate" at the end of public scandals.

Gents, if your skinny jeans can bend an iPhone, IMAGINE WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YOUR TESTICLES... #bendgate

by BWags267 September 24, 2014

U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

by MSN NINJA April 19, 2009

Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

Friender Bender

Times when your hanging out with a friend and you decide to do something gluttonous.

"Yeah Friender Bender.
You know our post ablum tradition of drinking around the world until we black out together." Metalocalypse

by pebot June 24, 2012

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

I Don't Bend That Way

1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.

2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.

- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"

"I Don't Bend That Way!" No

- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012