bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.

I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.

by DOERR! November 8, 2009

bender

When used as a noun it means homosexual.

I passed out at a party and was violated by a bender.

by Mark Kunkel July 18, 2008

bender

A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.

"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"

by Urbadict September 27, 2005

bender

Offensive slang for a homosexual male. Derived from the act of bending over in the preparation of receiving.

"Your moustache looks like a benders moustache"

"Why thank-you!!!"

by Maur Schtupedschit July 15, 2008

bender

A really bad hockey player or sports player. Generated from the bend in a hockey players ankles when they cannot skate.

That bender looks like he's doing snow angels because he is falling all over the ice.

by my 2 cents October 14, 2008

bender

gay person

that guy is a total bender

by van_block January 27, 2012

bender

A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.

"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."

by Arcadia Berger May 17, 2006