bender

The term bender derives from the action of one's ankles bending in such a fashion that they suck at skating. Some are born true benders while in other cases being a bender can develop as a result of ... Read Moreyears of being dangled. A common cure for bending includes taping your ankles. A suggested desicion for totally hopeless benders includes playing down a couple tiers, playing girls hockey, figure skating, or just quiting the sport all together.
I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender.
by DOERR! November 09, 2009
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When used as a noun it means homosexual.
I passed out at a party and was violated by a bender.
by Mark Kunkel June 15, 2005
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A very large bowel movement. I.E. The turd "bends" as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
"After eating a large amount of food, one must take a bender"
by Urbadict September 10, 2005
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A really bad hockey player or sports player. Generated from the bend in a hockey players ankles when they cannot skate.
That bender looks like he's doing snow angels because he is falling all over the ice.
by my 2 cents August 20, 2008
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Offensive slang for a homosexual male. Derived from the act of bending over in the preparation of receiving.
"Your moustache looks like a benders moustache"

"Why thank-you!!!"
by Maur Schtupedschit June 22, 2005
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that guy is a total bender
by van_block January 16, 2012
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A shelter widely used by British hippies travelling in caravans, formed by cutting springy young tree branches or root suckers and bending them into a bowed shape, securing them to the ground at both ends, until a curved space is formed. Covered by a tarp, it serves as a sort of tent.
"We'll make a bender for you for the night." "I don't feel the need for a homosexual bloke nor a short jail term, so I'm hoping you mean a temporary shelter."
by Arcadia Berger May 10, 2006
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