bemis

A name for the toilet on those sloppy drunken nights

"How was your Friday night?"
"I spent most of the night with Bemis"

by Breanne November 16, 2004

Benish

(Adj.) The word Benish can be used to describe something pretty and nice, yet overpriced. Something that is “Benish” is expensive and something few can afford.

“That vineyard vines shirt is sooo Benish”

by Urmom23556 September 27, 2018

beamish

A delightful word, to describe people or faces bright with good cheer, forthrightness, optimism, or the like.

When she walked into the meeting, we all noticed how beamish her faces was. It was then that we knew she had beat her rival out of the promotion.

by Luddz June 29, 2015

Bemis'd

American English: Bemis'd

Phonetic Pronunciation: bEE-muhs-D

Phrasal adjective

The act of being Bemis'd

Verb (Informal)
past tense: Bemis'd; past participle: Bemis'd
"we got Bemis'd tonight on the ice"

Used alone, or as a noun / verb in various phrases to express the overwhelming crippling defeat at the hands of a pro curler. "We got easily 'Bemis'd' in tonights curling match'.

Origin
Early 21st Century of Eastern Shore Term; Sporting /slang/, possibly from the Latin root 'Besom-is' a broom made of twigs tied around a stick "having finished at last, she took her besom to the door, and beat it against a stone"

Did you see the score on sheet A? Yeah they definitely got Bemis'd.

by pseudonminiminum December 5, 2019

Bemis

a toilet brand at home depot.

hmmm it's a bemis

by Bemis April 1, 2022

shaylynn benish

An amazing talented person, she's the life of the party the one everyone wants to be around. She's there when you need her and she cares for almost anyone her heart is purer then any others seen before she makes the guys stop as she walks by she loves music and is a love able outgoing girl if you meet a Shaylynn Benish you need to keep her.

Wow did you just see that..? I think that was a Shaylynn Benish

by Shaylynn Benish February 26, 2018

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018