bell-ringer

Big hit of crack cocaine, so called due to the effect of euphoria accompanied by a ringing in the ears.

"Whoa baby, that was a real bell-ringer"

by poodle_pi April 22, 2009

Bell Ringing

Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.

Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.

Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.

Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.

by jagaimothebandit November 16, 2010

As The Bell Rings

the worst show on the planet. No original ideas, overused stereotypes like that "cute boy", and a very overused laugh track. Avoid it like the plague.

Girl: let's watch "As the Bell Rings".
Boy: I would feed myself to the sharks that watch that evil show. Disney has gone too far.

by Tarrank October 24, 2009

bell-ringer

adj. a laboratory sciences practical exam, usually given by overtly anally-retentive science professors who hold onto the fallacy that competence is demonstrated not from careful analysis, but lightning fast calculations. Anyone who excels at writing bell-ringers, has been trained to be so overconfident about their calculations, that they never recheck their numbers, and stands a good chance at eventually killing someone or something by over-administering some fatal dose because of their hubris.

I'm not ready for that bell-ringer on Monday, but maybe if I load up on amphetamine, I might squeak by with a 60.

by scootermcbean October 16, 2011

Bell Ringer

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.

Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.

by Jodiii May 23, 2011

Bell-Ringer

When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.

I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung

by Aylmao122 May 10, 2016

bell ringer

When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.

I gave her a bell ringer last night.

by ticer September 11, 2022