Getting so drunk that your drunken antics are the same as one Matthew James Bellamy of Muse after a NME awards show
To Make a Bellamy of myself:
Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-
Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-
Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...
Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.
Dom: We had a massive ufo, we had-
Matt: It could've been bigger. It could have been bigger. It wasn't that big. Like, I wanted to do something like- I can't remember, we were doing a fesitval somewhere last year- and I wanted like, a REAL ufo. Not, not like a real ufo, but like, something that was coming out from, like, it had it's own propellers and a pilot, you know, like a, like a zeppelin, but like, circular shaped. We looked into and it cost like, it was gonna cost like, like hundreds of thousands and there was no clearance on health and safety depending on the weather, so it was like a big risk. I was saying, "Let's just fucking do it, you know? Let's just go for it!" Cos imagine if that thing just came over like, like, like I don't know where, like, Glastonbury or something. Imagine if it-
Dom: Just take it easy, take it easy...
Matt: Imagine if it just came over the audience. Be like, "The fuck is going on?" Like, "What's happening?! Is something in the sky?" Like, it'd be like, it would've been- it could've been great. I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's a long term struggle.
by NewBorn March 12, 2011

Illness only contractable in the slums of Cardiff, Newcastle and the east end of Glasgow.
Symptons include: a hunched back, shrunken penis and high-pitched voice.
Symptons include: a hunched back, shrunken penis and high-pitched voice.
by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005

An extremely tall person who goes to the short people and launch them into oblivion and then make fart sounds.
Isaac: "James, why do you throw so many small people around and then make fart sounds?"
James: " well you see, I'm a Mr. Bellamy *makes a fart sound*"
James: " well you see, I'm a Mr. Bellamy *makes a fart sound*"
by Ax.the.italian.poop.fart. January 16, 2021

by ricelover069 September 21, 2021

Phoebe bellamy is a sexy cunt and gets all the whores, phoebe bellamys are known to other people as supreme leaders. They are commonly found around the area of North dragging a bag around looking homeless and depressed. However, its actually a mask, they devised a planned to scare others of but then they revealed they are actually so sexy so the lads basically lay at their feet and become sex slaves and fulfill their plan of baby farms
by Igjonnyboy November 24, 2021

A female with dark brown hair and pure black eyes, from the iris to the retina. Often takes pictures from her security camera and uses them in similar ways that Belle Delphine uses her bathwater, pricing them at $6.99 per picture. These photos have alot of content, mostly showing her nostrils to the point where her brain is visible and you can actually see each individual (all two) Neurons working hard to keep her alive and conscious.
Chad: Did you see Bellami?
Virgin: No, She's too short, I look straight over her
Chad: Same, I didn't see her either, I think I heard her though
Virgin: For reals, not gonna lie, I think shes 5 ' 1/2 or something
Virgin: No, She's too short, I look straight over her
Chad: Same, I didn't see her either, I think I heard her though
Virgin: For reals, not gonna lie, I think shes 5 ' 1/2 or something
by Whiffed March 16, 2022

by hellooooomypeople July 14, 2025
