blitzkrieg

A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.

"Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away."

by tonycapone September 25, 2006

Blitzkrieg

The Blitzkrieg is when the man, during intercourse, takes both hands and other appendages, along with his penis and proceeds to shove them all into the womans vagina at the same time.

Dude, I don't think she will ever be able to recover from that blitzkrieg.

Man, I tanked her last night with The Blitzkrieg.

by Rick Clanderfield August 29, 2011

Bukkake Blitzkrieg

When you gather all your friends to invade Poland, but instead of invading Poland, you get a gallon of cum.

Example:
Knitler: "uwu, senpai Stolin, you are going soooooooooo deep in Poland"
Stolin: "mmmMmMmMMmMmmMmMM, yesssssssssssssssss"
Poland: "Sí Papi, I need a Bukkake Blitzkrieg, pls

uwu uwu uwu, Charlie suk me ples

by AsianFetus March 10, 2022

phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

by Trommler March 8, 2008

Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

Blitzkrieg Bop

The act of hitting someone so hard that you send them back to World War 2.

Ethan was being a cunt so I gave him a Blitzkrieg Bop.

by ProPyro138 May 17, 2016

Blitzkrieg Bop

The Blitzkrieg Bop was a fill in word used for a song by The Ramones. It was first "Fith Street Fuck", and as they we're not able to play it on the radio, they changed it too a word that could be sung the same way.

Shoot them in the back now, fith street fuck!

Shoot them in the back now, Blitzkrieg Bop!

by Full time hater, part time lover June 5, 2005