i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

Befounded

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

Befuddled

To be hopeful but confused.

The shit she says leave me befuddled. 2: idk dude thinks she likes you. 1: ya but she never says that or acts on it.

by Titus dyfilid February 19, 2019

Befuddlement

The general idea of being confused, and just as the word sounds like, fuddled. The kindof feeling you get when your mind is foggy. Like when it’s daylight savings. Or Chris Pratt at any given moment.

*first morning of finals week*
Person who got three hours of sleep: *walks into class*
Everyone else: *are screaming, crying, dancing around in a daze*
Person who got three hours of sleep: “what’s going on in here?” *is clearly in a daze* “I don’t understand!”
Person who also got three hours of sleep: “oh don’t have so much befuddlement, it’s finals week”

by ConfuseASponge February 25, 2018

Befiddled

Someone beyond confused

Man I am so befiddled by this person

by Cytoksis November 5, 2018

Befiddled

The point beyond confusion

Man im so befiddled by this quiz

by Cytoksis November 5, 2018

befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019