Beet your ass

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

Beet Terrors

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

by Srrrayze September 25, 2010

beet skeet

To be hella boring/lame/overdone

"Man, this party is beet skeet"

by fagx346456 September 2, 2006

Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

by lord earl May 30, 2014

beet down

when 2 vegans fight

tim and charles had a beet down

by nickilewinsky March 13, 2021

Beet Sauce

A reallly unattractive eyesore
Someone who is ugly
A person who never gets laid without paying

That Girl is straight beet sauce

by Ferris State Rasta December 13, 2010