beefing the banana tree

jacking off many cocks at once

that skank totally was beefing the banana tree last night.

by silas santos! June 15, 2010

beefhead

A casual, yet effective insult to a person antagonizing, criticizing or making fun of you.
A person that is sassing you.
A person stealing your thunder.
synonymous with idiot, beefcake, wiener, butthead, etc.

That beefhead is ridiculous, all yellin at the referee!

Oh no, that beefhead took all of the vanilla pudding.

by ssg44 September 12, 2011

beefed the queen

Breaking wind during an inappropriate time, like a fancy dinner, or a funeral.

Dude, I was having dinner with my girlfriend's parents last night and I totally beefed the queen.

by Professor Charles2 April 30, 2012

Beelieve

A word that means believe as considered relevant to Bee's.

I beelieve in Jesus.

Beelieve in yourself.

Beelieve in your dreams.

by Beelieve December 31, 2012

Beefless beef

A completely made up grudge with your homie, where you act like your about to scrap but at the last second you squash it and laught. Usual done for comical reasons or to distract a crowd.

My bro showed up the the party with Beefless Beef. He ran up on me talking mad shit, like he was about to throw hands. Everybody was ready to jump until til we bro hugged and laughed.

by Murdatrike October 19, 2017

Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

beffie

A 'beffie' is your best friend forever (BFF).
This person often provides for a reason to not kill yourself and continue living life.
Beffies often get well maggot together, and have mad times in Rottnest during Leavers.

"Look mate, i'm gonna have to ask you to not talk to my beffie like that, or i will fucking kill you."

"Dan Wilde and Ben Smith are mad beffies."

by dan wilde November 28, 2006