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Beditate

The feeling of absolute bliss experienced when someone lays down and feels at one with their bed. Can be achieved spontaneously, such as after a long day, or through some combination of breathing, music, massage, and memory foam. Usually a precursor to falling asleep, and always rejuvenating for the mind, body, and spirit.
"I'm so worn out. I seriously need to beditate."

"Whenever I feel down I beditate for a few hours."
by sj_stock March 15, 2018
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Beefit👉

(N.) An expression used to respond to bad jokes or just overall awkward sentences
Taylor Swift is bad. Beefit👉
by Beefit👉 July 16, 2023
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Beedi

Slang for a joint or shag...originates from India...pure tobocco cig
hey man..lemme smoke a beedi too
by G June 26, 2003
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beddit

n: Reddit while viewed in bed.

v: To browse Reddit, typically via smartphone, while lying in bed. Typically done when unable to sleep or when the urge to visit r/gonewild is too great.
Person 1: Do anything exciting last night? Bar? Club?

Person 2: Better. Beddit.

Person 1: My man.
by yessireebob4 March 18, 2013
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beeritate

when your significant other is annoying you so much that you need to drink some beer
Don't beeritate me while I watch the game
by Kevin Aguirre October 10, 2008
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beepity

a variation on the word 'beep'; usually used to exclaim randomly
"..."
"Beepity!"
"..."
by Speggy March 11, 2009
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Beerithmatic

The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.

Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.

Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.
"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"
by GrabReef January 31, 2010
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