ebay bedroom warrior

A person who sells items on ebay or by other means over the Internet operating from their bedroom.

This persons online selling appearance is normally that of a larger company or someone operating from larger premises.

Person 1 "You fancy coming out for a few drinks tonight?"

Person 2 "Sorry I can't I have to pack up a load of parcels for stuff I sold online from my bedroom"

Person 1 "You are such an ebay bedroom warrior"

by grinderman March 22, 2011

bedroom eyes

That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.

1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.

2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.

by Mark H August 3, 2004

Bedroom Hero

A musician who is highly talented, but stays at home playing to themselves and never performs publicly, therefore keeping their music to themselves and playing for their own self enjoyment rather than the pleasure of other listeners.

"I wish that guitarist would come and play for our band, he fantastic. But he's such a bedroom hero."

by Shane Turner May 2, 2005

Bedroom Warrior

Someone who maximizes their personality, influence and talents using the internet while simultaneously living out of their bedroom. Also abbreviated as Bedowar.

That kids one bad Bedroom Warrior.

She's not coming out tonight because she's being such a bedowar.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Bedroom shoes

Shoes worn by your partner for indoor sexual activities. Will never see the outside world or touch the earths soil.

Dude 1: Hey Chad, I saw your chick buy a pair of sexy eight inch heels last week. How can she walk in those man?
Dude 2: She doesn't walk anywhere in them. They're bedroom shoes dude!

by Rabanelli April 23, 2014

Bedroom Intruder

A gansta man from the ghetto with a colorful sense of humor who got rich off a news story and moved his family outta the ghettos. A ghetto witness.

"Well, obviously we have a rapsist in... Linkin Park. We gun find you, so you can run and tell that, home home homeboi." -Bedroom Intruder Man

by Bluestream October 10, 2010

bedroom gangsta

Usually a white or Asian male who maintains a very dull appearance and demeanor by day (e.g Michael Bolton from Office Space), but once in the bedroom, adopts a very belligerent, profane attitude and language towards his female partner, thus acting and sounding like a "gangsta".

"Yeah man, I heard Andy's all bedroom gangsta and shit. His girlfriend told me the other day he was wearing a doo-rag in bed, telling her 'clothes off, ass up, face down, bitch!'"

"You mean accounting-non-fat-soy-mocha-Andy??"

"Werd"

by JoshS September 3, 2006