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belching beaver

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.
by Spanky G April 24, 2020
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Justice Beaver

A well known crime fighting beaver...not to be confused with Justin Beiber.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, tell them that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets.

Dwight: Who's Justice Beaver?

Jim: A Crime Fighting Beaver..?
by iLLSMiTH March 13, 2011
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Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.
She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy
by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012
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Leave it to Beaver Syndrome

When the previously cute child cast members of a television sitcom begin to go through puberty, thus robbing them of many of the traits that made them appealing in the first place.

The definitive example is when Jerry Mathers on the 1950s sitcom "Leave it to Beaver" went from adorable child to awkward, gangly teenager over the course of several seasons.
On the current (fifth) season of "Modern Family" the actor who plays Luke is going through puberty. His voice is changing and he's gotten to be really odd looking. Meanwhile, the breasts of the actress playing his middle sister have grown at an alarming rate. It's gotten difficult to buy her as a high school student. They used to both be such cute kids. The show is clearly suffering from "Leave it to Beaver Syndrome."
by Robert Sacamano October 17, 2013
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Beav Nut

A rather large and well worn muffin button (clitorous).

This term originated from a few of Jacksonville, Florida's smartest scientists. They felt conflicted because the words "clit" and "clitorous" were unfortunately not as funny as they should be. With determination and extensive research, these chemists delicately crafted this fine tuned word to yeild the most laughter when used in the correct context.
Mmmmm baby, lemme lick on that beav nut
by Ass nut August 25, 2018
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burning beacon of raw sexuality

As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.
by ChronicOCMD September 20, 2012
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butter beatoff

the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job

made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
butter beatoff:
Ha-ha! Ah. A butter beat-off. I know that's right. a butter beat-off
by butter beatoff November 18, 2020
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