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Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
by lock'on June 5, 2009
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Cross Beaming

When a group of gentlemen gather in a circle and cross their dongs as if they were support beams.
Steve,Gareth,Larry and Paul were all bored so they decided to try cross beaming their wangs.
by LONG DONG SILVER January 11, 2015
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Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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bhavina

fiesty, gorgeous, exotic. not afraid to share her opinions and beliefs, but is incredibly strong, loving, and a great friend. smart. pre-med. extremely neat and organized. likes to skype and facebook creep with friends.
Oh my lord, its so beautiful, it could pass as a bhavina.
by dangerrl November 13, 2010
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Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.
"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"
by Mark2791 December 16, 2008
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beating the bishop

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?
by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003
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