Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Jasper Beatty

This is a guy who is really hot and he loves to fuck random people in their asses because he’s gay af

Look at that guy raping that random guy must be a Jasper Beatty

by Stfo if fufuy March 23, 2023

Mrs beatty

A total bitch that does what ever she likes

"Bro mrs beatty is a total bitch! She took my house keys for no reason! Dude!!! She took my crutches what a bitch."

by Madaloofnarg September 18, 2016

Matthew Beatty

Can stop anything in it’s path like the iceberg that sunk the titanic

Matthew Beatty can run over 80 mph

by Hoover Banks May 28, 2020

Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Beatty Lou

The act of defecating, AKA pooping, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, etc., it is called a Beatty Lou because of the Bob Seger song Beatty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight...many Bob Seger songs are about pooping.

I had too much fiber this morning and had to take a huge Beatty Lou, I almost didn't make it to the bathroom!

by Sillius Soddus June 29, 2024

Warren Beatty

To use the tip of one's genitalia as a stylus, in order to trace the contours of another man's genitalia which have been superimposed on a touch screen device. An act commonly referred to as the "Dick Tracy".

I wanted to send my wife a realistic dick drawing on iOS messenger, so I asked my buddy to Warren Beatty me.

by Cutepants September 14, 2017