beardy

The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold, Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).

Note: While certainly a plus, a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.

Me: Gee, Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't hear you over my superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).

by Jason Daniel February 2, 2008

beardliness

(noun) Having or being defined by a matured or thick beard. Minor scruff does not qualify an individual for having beardliness.

Sam: Did you see Jack at the World Beard and Moustache Championships last year?

Max: Damn right, Jack had total beardliness. Glad he won!

by Groomez March 27, 2008

bearly

when something has the characteristics or looks similar to a bear.

wow that tree is hella bearly.

by bigbearlyman August 29, 2009

Beardyman

A man who's beard allows him to speak with more than one voice. A man who can bring wolfpacks together. A man who can create visions of blue poles and lemon drizzle cakes. He is an entires human race's alter ego.

wolfack
lemon drizzle
donny
grace
beardyman

by Graciousdolious December 14, 2011

Beardylocks

A grown bearded man, who is very specific about the porridge he consumes.

I don't know why, but Beardylocks didn't like the taste of my porridge last night.

by Beardylocks January 18, 2015

beardy button

When a person's beard flawlessly blends into their chest hair, which then extends all the way down to their belly button.

When Gabriel took his robe off, I caught a glimpse of his magnificent, full beardy button.

by TipsyRoo January 9, 2019

Berdly

my favourite character in all of fiction, I don't know why, he's fucking annoying as hell, but I also ship Kerdly, and I am him irl, my last name is Bradley, make the A an E, and swap the E and R and it's Berdley, also I too am smart kid who is a dumbass

Person 1: yo do you know Berdly from hit game Deltarune?
Me, Dylan Lex Bradley: WHEN THE WORLDS AT STAKE, AND THERE ARE LIVES TO SAVE, AND EVEN THOUGH I SHAKE MY HANDS AT GOD I PRAY, LET HER HAVE A BETTER LIFE THAN I CAN PROVIDE, LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, AS I TRY TO DO HER RIGHT
person 1: never talk to me again

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023