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The Baylor Butt Fuck 

At Baylor University, a very right winged Christian school, in Waco, Texas the girls are so concerned with keeping the virginity that they willingly undergo anal sex. The males at this institution compel the females that this alternative will keep them pure. This method allows the students here to have intercourse without a burden on their religious conscience.
Guy 1: "Did you have a good time in Waco last night? You were talking to that girl all night."

Guy 2: "Yeah I guess, man. I wanted to fuck her pussy but she made me give her the Baylor Butt Fuck."

Guy 1: "Shit Man!"
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Mary-Hardin Baylor 

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.
HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

elgin baylor 

A basketball player who didnt get enough credit for his hard work and dedication to the game his style was ahead of his time he did not get much credit due do racism in the 1960. From 1960to1962 he scored more than 30 points a game, 1961 was his best season playing 48 games with 44.4 minutes a game and scoring 38.2 pts a game. With a 42.8 FG% and 75.4FT% and 18.6 rebounds a game and 4.6 assits
Tom -did you here about elgin Baylor noah-no
Tom-he scored 71 points last night

Ryan Baylor

The act of farting on someones semen covered face then using the fart infected semen as eye drops
I gave my girl the Ryan Baylor last night!
Ryan Baylor by comma1234 November 21, 2025
A special girl who is a ballerina who spins all day long, sings, and flies like birds. So if you see her, stay the hell away from that woman.
Ballora scares the crap out of me.
ballora by SlyTy41704 June 11, 2017

Balories 

Calories obtained upon the consumption of alcohol, usually beer.
"Hey man, want a beer?"
"No thanks, I've taken in too many balories today."
Balories by 05 ProStock May 6, 2009
Ballora is an animatronic from fnaf sister location she is hella creepy but she’s still my favorite. She dances all day she never stops. She always jump scares the night guard ( Michael afton ) she has beautiful blue hair and pink eyes. She has a pink skirt and a blue top thing ( it really isn’t a top )
Ballora is hella creepy
Ballora by Ballora is the best August 15, 2021