baver

athletic butt, fit and shapely behind, big booty

All this working out better give me a baver. That woman has a nice baver.

by team speed October 13, 2013

The Bavarian Donut

When you are titty fucking a girl, she blows you at the same time and her spit lubricates your dick for her tits.

Hey Baby. Give me The Bavarian Donut.

by Jimplayer September 7, 2007

Bavarian Stove

Earlier name of the Cleveland Steamer. Popular amongst the crowned heads of Europe in the nineteenth century.

Victoria was most amused when Albert unhooked himself from his trousers and gave her a Bavarian Stove.

by Gajira July 28, 2009

Bavarian Cupcake

Applies to heterosexual and homosexual partners alike.
The standing partner leans slightly forwards. The other partner kneels behind, tonguing the bumhole and massaging the pubic region.
Just prior to climax, the standing partner defecates in the mouth of the kneeler.
Then, they turn around to ejaculate over the mouth-poo.
The kneeler then tears a handfull of pubes off the stander and sprinkles them over the mouth-poo-cum cupcake.
The cupcake is then eaten by both partners.

Friend #1: Hey Sarah.. you have terrible breath today..

Friend #2: Yeah sorry dude, last night I shared a Bavarian Cupcake with Steve..

Friend #1: I read about those on Urban Dictionary... I thought it was just a joke- How was it?

Friend #2: It was exactly like the definition.. tasteless and corny.

by major_overlord August 20, 2013

balearia

A condition you get when you go to the Balearic islands. It can also surface as an intense desire to go to the Balearic Islands. Symptoms include re-evaluation of ones life purpose, loss of ones identity and in some cases perceived heightened spirituality and spiritual awareness. Those diagnosed with balearia may not return from the Balearic islands until the condition is cured. Chronic balearia can last for decades, and has been known to make close friends or family to disappear from daily life without explanation.

Causes are relatively unknown, but MDMA, 127bpm and a care-free lifestyle have been suggested.

Hey bruv what happened to Harry? Haven't seen him since the lads trip we did after school.
He got balearia mate, he's still in Ibiza.

by 1Head November 2, 2018

BAVPA

The Buffalo Academy for the Visual and Performing Arts. A performing arts magnet school in Buffalo, NY. Commonly abbreviated as BAVPA or PA, the school has five majors that you must audition for to attend the school. The majors include Art, Music, Theater, Dance, and Communications. The school has a 40% white population, 10% Hispanic Population, and a 50% black population. The halls are filled with dancing, singing, and drama (the acting one). Art majors kids like to draw things, and duct tape their classmates to the walls. Communications majors are the ones that don't do work, art majors are the "different" ones, music has the awesome black people, dance has the meanest people, and theater has the most attractive and popular ones. The school has a variety of stupid rules that nobody ever follows. It's pretty much the "place to be" school in Buffalo NY.

"woah man, you got into bavpa!"

"yeah, I'm a art major!"

"oh. cool? i'm going to city honors"

"well have fun with that. *jealous stare*"

by performingarts October 3, 2009

bavarian goggles

During the act of 69'ing, the balls of the partner on top seat themselves on the partner on bottom's eyes, in much the same way goggles would rest on ones eyes.

Fuck rose-colored glasses, you should see how good life looks through bavarian goggles.

by Mike Lawyer November 12, 2003