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Bauer Shooter

A Bauer Shooter is when you have Ace, Jack, and 2 other number cards in the card game Cinch. This is considered a risky bid. 95 percent of the time, Jack Bauer gets it.
I’ve got a Bauer Shooter over here!
by Jacb69 February 23, 2021
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Bauer Power

1.) The ability to perform extraordinary tasks in an impossible amount of time.

2.) Prolific; Highly Productive.

3.) Derived from the character Jack Bauer, Fox's "24", and his ability to accomplish world saving tasks within a one hour show which runs in real time.
1.) It will take Bauer Power for the TCU Horned Frogs to score two touchdowns in the last 30 seconds to win the football game.

2.) With only one day left, our strategic team must show Bauer Power in completing the board presentation that normally requires a full week to complete.
by Zuberi Williams September 19, 2006
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bauer power

Leroy "Bauer Power"!
O'Doyle- "Im gonna fuck you up"
by jnastyshizzle April 20, 2007
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Bauer story

A Bauer story is a story or a joke that the listener intends on it continuing but just ends with out a punch line or resolution. The ending is always not funny and everyone gets made that this person just wasted everyones time.
1st guy- This guy asks for Bavarian creme pie and they were all out and the manager was like is apple ok?
2nd guy-wow what a bauer story
by asdcasd December 28, 2007
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Bauer Hour

Any time when you're busting skulls and taking names.
Ronny and I were on the wrong side of the tracks when two guys with knives demanded our wallets. He took one look at them and said, "It's Bauer Hour," then proceeded to beat them to a bloody pulp. Too bad they didn't know he's a big UFC enthusiast.
by Wa1la Wa1la March 9, 2009
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bauer like

so awesome that you are like kevin bauer. Even tho that is impossible
Wow that guy was bauer like.

other guy: nah nobody is like k bau$
by atwain June 6, 2011
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Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.
Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.
by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020
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