Jack Bauer

The Leading Cause Of Death In Middle Eastern Men And Russian Mercenaries.

No Examples Can Describe What Jack Bauer Would Do If He Catches Fornicating Hard With His Daughter.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

jack bauer

the best of the best. head of the CTU field agents and the most fearless and flat out coolest guy ever to be on a TV screen... ever

"yo what happened on 24 last night"

"nothin much...jack bauer just drove a van through a building and single handedly killed all the terrorists, no big deal"

by 24 owns TV May 13, 2005

Jack Bauer

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.

1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

by specs92 April 9, 2009

kim bauer

1) cougar bait
2) Girl Next Door

1) See Season 2.
2) See Girl Next Door
3) Kim Bauer

by effypapadopoulos April 7, 2007

jack bauer

The death of Chuck Norris

Everyone thought CHuck Norris was cool, until Jack Bauer came and kicked his ass

by Alex D September 14, 2006

Phillip Bauer

The mixing of a common marijuana strain known as Grandaddy Purple with keef which is a powder that is pure THC also known as Jack Bauer, making one powerful combination. On the newest season of the hit fox show 24, season 6, Phillip Bauer is Jack Bauer's father. He is also a grandfather. Jack Bauer is already a slang term for keef.

I hope you're ready to smoke this Phillip Bauer bowl! It's going to be very potent!

by Tony TT April 15, 2007

Abby Bauer

Abby Bauer is a girl who barks at her Spanish teacher and at the weird girl who meows at lunch. Abby is usually found in western Pennsylvania unless she has a Illinois party to attend or she was let out of her cage

(Person1) oh shoot I just barked at my teacher!

(Person2) wow Man you pulled an Abby Bauer!

by Whiteboard November 21, 2019