Batuhan

An absolute lad. Will always smile at you and give you a small wave. Smart. Funny. Good listener, very reasonable. A great person who's hardworking attitude leads them to be suuuuuper successful. Likes paper boats and coloured pens. He's often the only turkish boy in the room. Is edgy because he never wears his helmet. Only eats fruit and sandwiches.

IB student 1: Yo did you hear about that guy that got 45 points?

IB student 2: Yo that must've been Batuhan.

by Yellowcasiowatch December 5, 2019

Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

by AC603 March 31, 2008

Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010

wake and bate

When you wake up and cop a nut first thing.

Joe: I like to start my day with a wake and bate then I make coffee.

by brownmatthew November 9, 2009

bateater

Another word for an asian, derived from the coronavirus since Asians created the spread of the covid

thats a cute asian...wait. Did you mean, bateater? Yeah, asia has alot of bateaters

by chettease February 17, 2021

badeu

invented badeu sqaure on square map lmao, also got pp (performance points) record on a map with very smol circles

random 6 digit: yo you see that new play badeu made on squares are cool?
random 6 digit 2: ye how does he read that

by Lance0 September 3, 2021