Basteraud

To Basteraud is to use a lie to cover yourself when you have been caught out in a lie . In honour of the French rugby player who claimed to have been assaulted in Wellington,NZ going back to his hotel . When police noted that he had in fact entered the hotel uninjured, he 'fessed up that he had slipped in his hotel room .

Turned out his team mates had beaten him in the hotel for being out of control . Hence the expression "to Basteraud" , or to use a lie when caught out lying.

That's another basteraud you scumbag weasel .

by RedRiver July 4, 2009

basterdization

A person who has been called a bastard and will be known as one forever, therefore they have been basterzised either by one person or a group of people

I wounder what basterdization is

by GAZLX September 6, 2017

lady baster

Slang for penis.

He glazed her with his lady baster.

by Doubleplus May 17, 2010

Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.

During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.

by The Irv November 30, 2010

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.

Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd

by biggdoggie August 20, 2009

Basturt

The Scottish version of bastard. Originates from Lowland Scottish dialect where it is a common profanity.

Policeman: "Why on Earth did you body-slam that PBS-reporter?! I'm sure he didn't really mean to insult you."

Seamus the Brutal Scotsman: "Naw, real fookin McCoy this'un. Called me Shamu, the sleekit wee basturt!"

Policeman: "No need to worry, then! As you were."

by HelpMeCatchMyPig! August 17, 2010