bastard

1. an illegitimate child
2. usually an insult used by those who aren't creative enough to think up of something like, you're a testicle shitting penguin rapist.

damn bastards

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004

Bastard

1) A person born with parents out of marriage

2)A person born without a father

3)A person without a father

4)A person that is irritating or annoying

blah blah blah blah

Hey stop that noise you bastard!

by bladefam January 18, 2009

bastard

these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

Bastard

Another word for bitch

God damn that bastard hit my car

by SuperCoolFireDragon December 16, 2016

bastard

a real ass hole or someone without married parents

Josh is a bastard

by anonymous January 31, 2004

Bastard

A person that has killed Kenny in South Park.

*Kenny Dies*
Stan :OMG they killed Kenny!
Kyle :You bastards!!

by yargh man May 31, 2015

Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

by Frederik43 March 28, 2010