Brassmonkey

a derek short that is monkey like...has an extremely large cock n balls...likes to make monkey noises in mrs gnaus biology class.. Loves to get his d wet

OMG HE IS SUCH A BRASSMONKEY

by RODRIGO BAJO April 9, 2009

assmonkey tagger

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook

"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!

by puss_boots November 28, 2009

assmonkey

A gigantic monkey with one asscrack running down its face.

canadianslook like sideways assmonkeys.Also, Eric

by NickTheBitch December 10, 2004

assmonkey

Legendary computer gamer with no homosexual tendencies whatsoever. Assmonkey is said to be invincible and is feared like no other in the computer gaming world.

Oh hell, Assmonkey is playing! Lets go play battlefield instead.

by Bob~N~Donnie December 13, 2008

assmonkey

A man who either appears to be gay, or is pissing you off so much you think he is homosexual in nature.

Step off my koolaid you assmonkey, this is my bitch.

by Mattmangold469 March 3, 2004

assmonkey

A person who is hyper, by nature, much like a monkey and usually enjoys making an ass out of themselves for the enjoyment of others.

That girl was so drunk at the party, she acted like an assmonkey when she danced on the table with her shirt tied around her head.

by Lesberita June 24, 2008

Assmonkey

A drunk friend who grabs your ass

"when jason drinks, my ass isn't safe around that assmonkey!"

by avaquato January 15, 2004