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17 facts about Barnshaw

The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws

Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.

Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.

If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.

There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.

Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience

Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.

Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.

Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.

Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow

Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'

Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw

No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
by Barnshaw December 4, 2010
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BayShore

1. (noun)
A Town-Center/Mall Where the Unclassiet/Rudest/Uptight people in wisconsin go to eat and shop.
2. (adjective)
Rude,Disrespectul,careless
1. "God did you see how that man talked to me, it's as if he thought i worked at BayShore."
or
"That woman needs to control her child and make her baby quit crying, this isn't BayShore

2. "Wow can you believe that idiot teenager parked in a handcap spot, Thats so BayShore"
or
"I hate when people randomly walk across the street and i almost hit them, its really BayShore."
by WisCanSUN September 12, 2009
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Bayshore Mall

A small Mall with a total of about 30 different stores. Many Rude/Fun to play pranks on/annoying people go there. It is in Eureka California and is the only place to go shopping, even though it SUCKS!
1.Dont go there if you know whats good for you 2. unless you live in Humboldt County and 3.dont have any gas money. 4.The Bayshore Mall isnt a grat place to go...
by notmacey April 27, 2011
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Babyshitter

"Fuck Louise, I can’t change another babyshitter. Feed Timmy some percocets that'll block him up for awhile"
by Professor Precious March 4, 2015
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barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants
One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!
by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017
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barshart

A table; graph or other graphical representation of statistics deliberately intended to mislead,
coerce or generally manipulate the truth.
Having just watched a presentation in which the project profitability is a gazillion percent; I suspect the barshart may be slightly misleading.
by G Richard M November 8, 2019
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Babyshoshine

something you call someone when they are over-reacting or being a baby about something
"OW I JUST STUBBED MY TOE"
"awh little babyshoshine!!"
by definatelynoteve December 5, 2019
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