clara barton

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.

After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!

by Bowl Nidre February 27, 2018

mischa barton

Fairly attractive actress best known for her role on the OC. The only other place I've seen her was in The Sixth Sense. She's the dead girl that got killed by her mother. Word is she has an eating disorder, and ironically, her first appearance in The Sixth Sense shows her scaring the crap out of Cole Sear due to the green stuff pouring from her mouth.

I was watching The Sixth Sense and my buddy was like, "Dude, that's Mischa Barton! Wait, is it? Yeah!" Then I said, "Yeah, she's on The O.C.! Sweet!"

by Mike Counts December 6, 2006

clara barton open school

a horrible school, many people threaten to shoot.

"i go to clara barton open school"
"really? i heard that school sucks."
"it does. all the teachers there are horrible."

by kornlove March 1, 2017

Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.

Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!

by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010

Fartin' Barton

When your roommate comes home from dinner and his farts smell so bad that they clear the room.

My friend came home and Fartin' Bartoned the entire second floor of our house.

by 9 Cider May 18, 2010

joey barton

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.

He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson

by Lantano May 12, 2014

Kyle Barton

The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!

Who’s that awesome dude? That’s just Kyle Barton

by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018