Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

A man, usually weighing in over 800 pounds, at a staggering 7 feet, who in which likes to smell the feet of young white women and loves the Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco.

John- Oh shit Mike!
Mike- No way! Is that a real Barboolicuz Johnstusnon

by _CASCI January 12, 2019

Shiv Barco

The ancient martial art based in the mountains of Peru. Focuses on balance, with training from shepherds and goats. To achieve mastery, one has to stand on the edge of a cliff on one foot while being butted by mountain goats during an earthquake. Grandmaster Greg is the only one known to have achieved mastery, demonstrating moves such as Pole-de-Goat, Pat-de-Goat and Shiv-de-Goat. Shiv Barco is also known as human wellbeing.

I didn't fall because I am trained in the art of Shiv Barco

by Shiv Barco September 18, 2018

Bantony

The 'base of the banter'. person who is subject to much harassment of the verbal variety, which is generally insulting.

yeah Bantony, man up

by Cagzie March 31, 2011

Barboza

An uncommon Mexican/Hispanic last name. Also the last name of a wealthy family and big in the Hollywood business.

Boy: Steve Barboza? The greatest film director and actor ever?!

Gender-fluid girl: Yes!!

by sadpug February 18, 2017

bamtori

adorable adorable people with a love for txt's beomgyu <3

they are so sweet and sincere but also chaotic little fucks :D

we love them tho ^^

yo did u see her insta story? she's deffo a bamtori

by ㅠㅠ… November 18, 2022

barcode arm

It’s the result of cutting yourself, all the cuts on your arm form a barcode of sorts

Guy 1: I saw Stacy earlier today, I hope she’s okay, I saw her barcode arm.

Guy 2: Yeah I hope she feels better.

by ThisUglyGuy May 1, 2020

Baetoria

a girl who thinks she's mature but really she's literally a 5-year old who has a secret candy stash in her closet; a girl who whines if the slightest noise wakes her up in the morning even if it's two hours past when she should be awake; a girl who constantly messes up song lyrics, e.g. oh na na horseplay; a girl who wears her blanket around the house like a superhero cape; a girl who is either seen eating or sleeping for 86.9% of the day; a girl who got punched in the face by her snot-faced younger sister; a girl who has enough clothes to never repeat an outfit for a year; a girl who mistakenly called a pinecone a porcupine; a girl who won't stop picking at her gd scabs like fr stop; a girl who won't stop scratching her head when she's frustrated like fr stop; a girl who suffers from chronic RBF; a girl who always bothers her younger sister to play with her even though her younger sister is doing homework or studying like tyvm for that; a girl who is pettier than she looks; a girl who is kinder than she looks; a girl who dgaf about what other people think cause she is kind, she is smart, and she is important; a girl with stoner hair that she pulls off; a freakishly amazing sister who is always looking out for her dumb af younger sister with so much love and honesty even though her sister never listens; a girl who listens to every worry, rant, sobfest that her younger sister brings to her; a girl who is the the best older sister I could ever ask for ❤

Even though I can be annoying af (but so can you), and I'm sure listening to me was not easy, but, seriously, thank you for always being a sister and friend I can rely on. You've helped me make it through some of the darkest times, and I'm constantly inspired in your growing faith. I really don't know what I would've done without you these past two years. Again, sounds cliche, but it's the truth, and I can't stress it enough. Happy 20th Victoria. I love you so much, you old fart.

Thanks for being the older sister and friend you are, Baetoria.

Have a happy happy 20th birthday, you booger.

by aloeveralu08 May 2, 2017