Best wife ever, hard working, loving, caring mother. Marine Wife. While husband is deployed Erica Barter cuts the grass, takes out the trash, cleans the house, cooks, grocery shopping, fixes up the house, takes care of the kids, brings them to appointments, the park, the stores. she feeds the kids, bathes the kids, gets no sleep during the night because the kids are sick, or missing daddy, and so is she. She does this all being pregnant, she's a real woman, wife, mother.
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Proving that west Alabama is really just a gutter for Georgia, these extremely arrogant and jealous rednecks think cow pastures and dying trees are beautiful. They prefer trailers and large fields over "city" life and hate anything that is ultimately better than them. Winning comes at any cost to these pathetic individuals who have flagrantly abused the NCAA and made it painfully obvious that corruption is rampant. They copy traditions of other schools because nobody has the capacity to actually be creative. The hallmark of this "cow college" (aptly named) is their jealously for the Alabama Crimson Tide. It is what defines them and gives them purpose. However, it is a juxtaposition because without the Tide the Barners would have no reason to exist. Why would anyone pay attention to a farming school in Alabama if they weren't a rival to one of the best college football teams ever?
Proving that west Alabama is really just a gutter for Georgia, these extremely arrogant and jealous rednecks think cow pastures and dying trees are beautiful. They prefer trailers and large fields over "city" life and hate anything that is ultimately better than them. Winning comes at any cost to these pathetic individuals who have flagrantly abused the NCAA and made it painfully obvious that corruption is rampant. They copy traditions of other schools because nobody has the capacity to actually be creative. The hallmark of this "cow college" (aptly named) is their jealously for the Alabama Crimson Tide. It is what defines them and gives them purpose. However, it is a juxtaposition because without the Tide the Barners would have no reason to exist. Why would anyone pay attention to a farming school in Alabama if they weren't a rival to one of the best college football teams ever?
Barner: Although I live in a trailer and covet everything you have, I'm better than you.
Anyone else: Did you say something? What's that smell? Did you step in cow shit?
Anyone else: Did you say something? What's that smell? Did you step in cow shit?
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A simpleton. Most support themselves by robbing graves and perfoming smutty acts with various farm animals in freak shows around the Southeast. Most look like Nick Nolte after a hard night of drinking.
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