1% battery

The most common battery percentage for outdated iPhone users. It’s not surprising but just disappointing. Also by itself it last for another 100%

I’ve been at 1% battery for 5 days. I don’t think my phone can die.

by Nigward March 3, 2018

battery tits

Breasts that are so small they are the same size as batteries AA and AAA. Non-boobs.

Look at that lass over there man, she has fucking battery tits!

by eungkid February 24, 2011

battery

Jamaican slang for gang rape or gang bang.Does not refer to ass or buttocks.

See batty for ass/buttocks.

by Jamaican - S.W. October 8, 2003

battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.

"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."

by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011

Battery Vine

"Battery Vine" is a short video of a man screaming at poor batteries.

"Battery Vine" goes like this:

AA: AAAH
AAA: AAAAH
AAAA: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Memey God September 13, 2018

Battery Browne

Battery Browne also known as barry Browne steals car battery’s takes the acid out of the inside and sells them as dealz vape juice on eBay to underage children

Battery browne you got the stuff?

by The Cameron doran September 16, 2020

Car battery

Car battery is where two dudes called christopher and greg get electronically charged and have anal sexual intercourse and set fire with there chargers

Greg and christopher getting on a car battery

by no problem bruh August 24, 2017