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clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015
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Rackle Backle

Typically used in grandma porn, it is when a woman is positioned doggystyle and both tits are over the shoulders being held like straps.
Beth the old woman had a rackle backle done to her last week by Achilles the teenage gardener. Needless to say, she has never looked better.
by Coolvin Coolidge February 26, 2011
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Bob Barker

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.
"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler
by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
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BarkEater

1) “Bark Eater” is an English translation of the Mohican word “Adirondack,” a term the Mohawk once used for Algonquian-speaking tribes who were said to eat the inside of the bark of the white pine when food was scarce.

2) “BarkEater” is an honor camper program at Massawepie Scout Camps in the Adirondacks. One who has been initiated into the program is also called a “BarkEater.”
I love the Adirondacks and am proud to be a BarkEater.
by Elliott777 November 17, 2010
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bartleman

The best way to describe this is "The Man".
Some people have used D V D.
I prefer "F*CKING AMAZING!".

If something is amazing it's "Bartleman", or you can use "Bartle" for short.

(Similar to how Nick Swardson says "Party")
What kind of beer is that?
It's BartleBeer (or bartle-beer).

Dude that guy is AWESOME!
Yea he's "Bartleman".

DUDE, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT!
Yea it's bartle.
by YouNeek1 February 5, 2008
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Barkley

"Barkley shit on the floor yesterday, but I can't stay mad at him."
by Samson, smartypants! July 28, 2012
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Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009
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