Barista

A hipster that works at Starbucks and serves coffee in uber-cool style that a hipster would.

"I'm afraid of that barista. Too much hipster crap going on."
"Am i wearing my diaper today? I hope so because I have to get some coffee from that barista."
"Hey, when is my hipster coffee going to be ready? May as well go ask that barista."

by SnakeySteve21 November 11, 2012

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A female worker in an espresso bar. Related to baristo (male) and baristi (plural)

The barista steamed the milk to make a perfectly frothy cappucino.

by sabertooth May 22, 2006

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barista

Coffee bitch. Not to be confused with a barrister.

Idiot: "I work as a barista".
Me (winding up idiot): "So you are a lawyer who works in the High Court?"
Idiot (confused): "Ehhh no I make coffee in Starbucks."
Me (sniggering): "Ahhh, you mean you are a coffee bitch."

by fubarderby December 28, 2008

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Baristacrat

A trust-funded college graduate who takes a job at a coffee shop after graduation.

Dave couldn't find a job after graduating from college. He didn't need to find work due to his hefty trust fund. So he took a job at the local cafe, spooning up lattes for eager coffee drinkers. He had ascended to the heights of a Baristacrat.

by DocZ January 7, 2012

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barista degree

Degrees in English, Philosophy, the arts and anything that ends in 'Studies' (Gender Studies, Middle Eastern Studies, etc). Pretty much guarantees you'll be making $5 coffee for someone with a STEM or business degree.

I should have listened to my counselor and majored in Civil Engineering. This barista degree in Feminist Theory is only good for a job at Starbucks...

by nah_bruh January 9, 2019

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