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A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
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Bob Barker

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.
"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler
by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004
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butt bartering

(verb) The acquisition of money, drugs, or other products and favors in exchange for sexual services which most oftentimes include anal sex.
The old man began to tell some of the neighborhood children about a simpler time he remembered as he sat on his porch. “Now I ain’t calling anyone a prostitute or anything” Uncle Roger began, grinning as he spoke, “But that ol girl Betsy was out here butt bartering before butt bartering was cool. Sheeeeet, I remember back in the day you’d know who was holding the good blow in the neighborhood just from watching where that ho was going to….they’d also have a clean house cause that was ol girl’s specialty. If a person had an eight ball of the good why Betsy’d be putting some of that dirty butt on them and have the house cleaned and squared away by the time the dope was all gone”.
by Nikki Stixx September 5, 2022
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Marion Barber

Cowboys *now* starting running back. Once was a back up for Julius Jones (who is now a Seattle Seahawk.) Unlike Jones who uses elusiveness, Barber runs people over ala trucking. You can't stop this dude. Not even the New England Patriots.
Dude did you see that two yard run by Marion Barber? He was about to get safetied by the Patriots, but got out! This dude is a BEAST!
by Michael0105 April 3, 2008
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italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008
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barfaria

The condition in which one simultaneously is barfing and has diarrhea.
We were supposed to go on a date but she had to cancel due to a serious case of barfaria.
by Dr. Randy Benders March 27, 2003
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barfore

1. To hurl emmence amounts of food from the mouth see barf, used by aliens
Holy shit I am so nervous I might barfore!
by Abision August 15, 2006
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