fractional reserve banking

This is the banking system/process used to create the unlimited liability universe.

Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.

This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.

Fractional reserve banking will ensure that I live in a world of unlimited financial wealth and/or liability.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Online Banking

A form of entertainment where you may sit in front of your technological item and bank (see bank)

Wow, I did the best ONLINE BANKING the other day.

Dude, me and Gibbs were sitting in front of my computer and we started ONLINE BANKING so hard.

by year8nsbs September 1, 2011

Swiss Banking

The act of depositing your Man Money in her Mouth Bank followed by the immediate locking of said money into her stomach vault.

I only believe in Swiss Banking, my man money is too valuable.

by swissbanker August 1, 2011

nigger banking

This is when a large, well known bank moves into a poor predominantly Black neighborhood and enacts policies of high fees and interest rates and confusing or misleading information, designed to screw over their poor customers.

Where'd I get all these fees on my debit card?
Dude, that's cause they're nigger banking you.

by talkingtruth December 13, 2010

Online Banking

(v.) Taking a dump. Derives from the state of having nothing better to do while on the pot but manage personal finances via the smartphone.

That spicy chicken curry really messed me up. I foresee doing some online banking in my immediate future.

Yeah, I've been meaning to diversify my portfolio by contributing more into my company's 401... Wait, what?

by lmfaoomg July 7, 2011

land banking

a technique used by wealthy individuals to frustrate their rivals by buying up land adjacent to their competitors locations so that they can open up competing busineses and perhaps force them out of business.

TP: "Did you hear Pete Dick got us banned from the Kirk Hotel? Now we got no place to go."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Wank Banking

Verb ( See Wank Bank )
The act of managing the contents of your Wank Bank, be it depositing material for later usage or withdrawing for immediate usage.

You coming out later?
I cant Im busy Wank Banking

by AdamtheDykes December 28, 2010