Baldar

The most beautiful, devine, higher being imaginable

Baldar should be worshipped, and taught in school

by royaltyrusty January 5, 2021

baltar

A scientist turned president that can and does have sex with every female thing that moves. Even aliens... Even his own frakking mind.

to pull a baltar is to have sex randomly and often.

oh hi, i dont believe we've met.....
(6-8 min. later)
*sex*

last night i just totally pulled a baltar

by Jeremy Hughes February 6, 2008

Ballarat

The coldest place on earth.

Dude, I bet that icypole is as cold as Antarctica.

No way dude its more like as cold as ballarat.
Totally dude!

by lindzlea August 16, 2011

Michael Balzary

The bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, also known as Flea. Is most famous for his Popping-and-Slapping bass technique, which can be heard very clearly in the intro to the song "Higher Ground," which the Chili Peppers covered. Stevie Wonder did the original version.

Woah, there's that Michael Balzary guy!
No, man that's Flea!

by The Best Pseudonym There Is January 26, 2009

balsaqueif

When the space between a mans balls and his leg collects air til it can't hold enough causing it to make a queif. This happens after a nice jog on a hot day when a mans balls are sweating profusely and he sits down.

Dude after i went jogging today i sat on a bench and right as a big-breasted hottie ran by i made a balsaqueif.

by f.i.d.0027 June 24, 2009

Ballarific

To be balla or being of outstanding stature; referring to your economical portfolio and or athletic abilities

As Kanye West most adequately put it, "i wanna act Ballarific like its all terrific"

Or

As I use it "Naim's dunk was soooo Ballarific it was like a Cum Fiesta"

by BallarificBalla June 27, 2009

Baltard

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!

---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!

by ringringBANG June 22, 2010