drained my balls

When I have so much sex, that my orgasms don't produce gizzum anymore.

Man, I rubbed out so many, I drained my balls.

by ZAssMaster July 15, 2014

chortle my balls

To felate a man with such vigor and enthusiasm that one sucks his balls all the way to the back of their throat, thus making a "chortle" sound.

And if you don't like it, you can chortle my balls!

by cannonball967 May 6, 2015

breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.

Hey man, quit breaking my balls.

by fakemonster August 24, 2005

balls over my head

Derivation of "balls to the wall", similar to "between a rock and a hard place".

-an uncomfortable position to be in.

-limber

I've got my balls over my head about this electrical bill!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

My Balls Itch

This is commonly used phrase for a man named Crees. No one knows why his balls are itching. This is a serious disorder and
should not be taken as a joke. If you see
anyone with this disorder please contact
123myballsitch.com

Person 1: Yo wanna go to town
Person 2: Weh My Balls Itch
Person 1: Yo why your balls always itching

by Dodndbs November 27, 2021

empty my balls

To orgasm, nut, blow your load.

I have blue balls, I need to empty my balls!
I emptied my balls on her face!

by epicman123 August 9, 2017

jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011