Baldemar

You are absolutely lucky if you meet anyone with the name Baldemar! Baldemar is a handsome name for a boy. Baldemar can be funny, make jokes, and have a goofy little laugh. Baldemar is a wonderful person you can meet. He can help you feel better whenever you are feeling down, and can give you attention! He might be a little talkative, but that means he loves spending time with you. Get you a Baldemar!

“Omg do you see that boy? He’s so cute!”
“His name’s Baldemar!”

by alicia💞 January 25, 2023

Baldommy

When someone has no hair and squeaky clean, shiny head. Works better if their name is Tommy

“Damn, look at that Baldommy over there”

by writer Dino August 10, 2022

Baldock

A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.

'Hey, did you see Josh Baldock?'
'Yeah, nothing like the other Baldocks, damn he is square.'

by badboi999 March 27, 2015

balcom blye

The most incredible baby boy ever! Has a twin sister named Levy Such a beautiful angel!

Balcom Blye to sooo cute!

by bramfam November 28, 2018

badome

To Do oneself; Usually said as a response towards a stupid answer, making fun of someone, of something you wouldn't do;

My hair looks so nice today.
Response : Badome with that one.

I want to go to the mall.
Response: BADOME

by Steven Longobardi, John Depaolo December 5, 2007

Bardom

A term associated with being bored at a bar or bar-boredom. Usually caused by poor knowledge of the best location for you at any given time for mingling with good friends, meeting people you enjoy, and basically having a good time.

Every place we go out to in this town gives me a serious case of Bardom. We need to find some better places to hang out!

by Scotty_Mac October 20, 2008

Baldimus

That goofy looking fuck who has a disgusting sex pest face. He's only good for befriending if his sister is whipping her puss out at the next lan.

Fuck my son is a baldimus, better drown it.

by Elfishguy May 22, 2017