bald not bald haircut

When a persons haircut is bald but they have hair. Like the hair is connected to your head

Oh look, that dude has a bald not bald haircut.

by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 4, 2022

Balde

A Fuckin Retard That can't play football and has a ldd

That Football Player For Celtic

by Rick Monias April 10, 2003

Balde

A massive black talented football player who kicks fuck out of anyone he plays against. A legend.

Very similar to a Sutton.

"Yaassss, Balde just poleaxed Barry again. Look he can't even get up. What a dick."

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

Bald

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".

"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."

by Chris from da bay August 19, 2008

Bald

About the lowest tier of human you can be
techincally the opposite of the ebionic tier of humans which are dominant and great

incel :"you are wrong and i have won the argument"
Ben shapiro: "nop bald"
incel : "NOOOO"
incel has lost this battle

by jeffy pooped his pants again March 7, 2021

bald

Britney spears
she's loosin all her hair

God help Britney she is turning bald !

by ginnx January 4, 2009

Bald

exact opposite of cap

"The sky is green today"
"Bro thats skrate bald"

by Sink Fire December 8, 2020