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Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.
Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*
Baker by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020
Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO
Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?
Baker by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020
Pikey Nonce who likes Westlife
That bloke is a “Baker”
Baker by J-Barnett96 March 11, 2021
Harry Styles(2010 XFACTOR) : I work in a bakery
Baker by simpforharrybruh April 19, 2021
A dumbass who think’s they’re smarter than everyone but is in fact severely lacking in braincells.
That guy is such a baker!
Baker by Stiggy4517 May 21, 2021
A term used when someone sells the bread or dough meaning the cash or goal in a game or a task
Nah! He's a baker, he has that in the bag and sold the bread!
Baker by swikthekandlewik November 3, 2021