The Baker

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.

"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."

by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011

Bakered

Term coined after the late great Shaun baker; bakered means to ingest illicit substance to the point of near overdose, while simultaneously receiving an ass full of man love.

When I woke up I had a headache and my ass hurt, I must have gotten bakered again.

by SirDunksAlot February 14, 2020

Baker

Baker is a term used to call someone a mistake, neglected, unloved/hated person who doesn’t live with there biological parents

Dude he is such a baker

by SiLFo February 13, 2018

The Baker

The last remaining zombie of the level in Call of Duty zombies; or the most worthless person in your workplace; Someone who goes out of their way to cock block you.

Dude you killed the baker too soon you fucked us; or God damnit who invited the baker.

by 12341234512341234 July 5, 2011

Baker

To develop a close or intense relationship after six months and then rip apart said relationship.

I see that you are emotionally attached to me, now is the time that I will Baker your ass and tell you that you mean nothing to me. I leave in a few hours.

by Alex [M] October 5, 2011